Chris Howe is clearly a dumbass.
Chris Howe and his apparently similarly dimwitted attorney are suing McDonalds because they claim the cheese in the Mozzarella Cheese sticks isn’t real cheese. Let’s set aside the obvious indicator that Howe is clearly a moron because he actually eats at McDonalds. Let’s set aside the fact that in America, there is apparently no standard for court cases: no matter how inane, or frivolous, or staggeringly ridiculous a lawsuit is, our stupid court system takes it seriously. How shameful.
I’m not a fan of McDonalds (clearly). I haven’t eaten at a McDonalds in over 5 years because I refuse to pay a business to make me sick. And no, I’m not anti-junk food. But I still prefer my junk food to be, you know, food. Which brings me to my number one observation that this Chris Howe is a dumbass:
Nothing at McDonalds is “real”. It’s all terrible for you. This is the company that uses 19 ingredients in its French fries. Nineteen! As a contrast, there are 4 ingredients in my fried potatoes? Potatoes (1) fried in olive oil (2), seasoned with pepper (3) and Old Bay (4). Even if you count each ingredient in the Old Bay (Celery Salt, Spices including red and black pepper, and Paprika), that’s still far fewer ingredients than are in the chemistry experiment McDonalds calls fries.
This lawsuit should be dismissed with prejudice. Chris Howe should be reprimanded by the court for wasting its time, and his attorney should be sanctioned for the same. (All frivolous lawsuits in our country should be given the same treatment; how much cheaper would everything be if there wasn’t product liability insurance tacked on to the price tags of everything).
And finally, if for no other reason, Howe is a dumbass for believing marketing material.
Now, everyone point and laugh at the idiot.